E to the M to the O

Speaking of going emo, know what I'd like to see? The Emo Elmo doll. I hate the tickle me elmo but the Emo Elmo would be really cool in his little Hot Topic outfit, his jet black hair, maybe some eyeliner even, and his own little pack of blades for cutting. And he would have cool yet tormented phrases he would say like "Only Elmo friends 'get' him" and "Grey is the color of Elmo world every day" and my fave ...."Cutting makes Elmo feel".