Hybrids

It's the Good Hybrid/Bad Hybrid Report.


So in another crazy human obsession, much like our obsession with Collapsible Things, it came to light tonight that hybridization is sweeping the nation.
Flipping through the seed catalog that I get for no reason I understand, it hit me that we are struggling to create hybrids like crazy and for the potential good of mankind. So I guess we can list the hybrids in effect.

Hybrids - For the Overwhelming good of mankind

1. THe hybrid car...good for the environment - good for the wallet ok and they are getting better looking all the time.

2. The cheddar cauliflower - that's right there is now a Cheddar cauliflower that grows tinted a cheddar orangey color thanks to the beta carotenes that have been added. SO now we get double benefits for eating cauliflower. WOW but a little creepy.

3. The purple and orange carrot - (I did say I was reading a seed magazine) another vitamin and mineral beneficial root. It actually looks like a purple and orange flower when you look at a cross section of it. Also of interest is the Burpless Tasty Green Cucumber guaranteed to leave you bloat and burp free...hmm interesting

Other useful and health related hybrid and combined items:

Face Moisturizer with SPF
Eggs with extra Vitamin E
vacuums with Hepa Filters - Good product by the way
Santa Claus and the birth of Jesus
Gin and Tonic
Fragrant Bug Spray and skin softener

But what about Bad Hybrid Ideas? Perhaps we should have a list of things to avoid so we don't waste valuable research money on it...

Hi Fiber Krystal Burgers
any movie with Whoopi Goldberg cast opposite any b rated actor
Lipgloss that doubles as a mini vibrator
Underwear that automatically performs a prostate check
twisty cats - oh wait they did that already - you can check them out by googling twisty cat
hot salt water flavored cough drop - you know to skip the gargling part when you have a sore throat
wool carpet cleaning rag