10.30.2009

Randall Pimp Slaps Rebecca

Wow this one is a throw back. 2nd Season of the Apprentice I believe:

Last night on the season finale of THE Apprentice - Randall finally flexed his negroid muscle and pimp slapped Rebecca back to grammar school. Why? My guess is greed and the threat this young and extremely talented girl posed. Sure they would be on seperate projects, but two shining stars in a Billion Dollar company is just one star too many. Apparently it is one star too many even for a television series (no wonder the women of Desperate Housewives fame can't get along). So when Randall held the fate of Rebecca's professional career in his hands, there was no reciprocating his "respect" he long claimed for her as a contemporary and "friend". How she kept from leaping out of that chair and beating that bald head with Trumps name plate is beyond me. So when the Today show inevitably confronted Randall he used the ever so lame example of an Olympic Gold Medalist sharing the gold with the silver medalist. Come on Randall!! Do you really expect us to believe that was the only excuse you, a Rhodes Scholar, could muster. It isn't even comparable. The Olympic is a moment in time that is centered on people competing for the same position. Rebecca didn't even choose the same project as you. Not to mention you dashed her dreams completely of pursuing a long term position. The silver medalist walks away with A SILVER MEDAL!! Rebecca walked away with nothing. Nothing that is except her dignity. And of course she couldn't have said it better..."I would have hired Randall. You don't want to turn away anyone that brings great potential as an employee especially in a managment position"...well stated Rebecca. Off you go. The year of women scorned - you should hook up with Jennifer Anniston and you two can chat about the public bitch slaps you both endured. And dear Randall, Congratulations! You will now be forever known as the greedy destroyer Pimp Bastard of 2005.

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