2006 Fabuloso List

New Year and I feel like I should make some rules or let's just use the term guidelines. Well maybe a mixture of guidelines and things to be thankful for and things to avoid.


1. Am thankful that "baby mama drama" is NOT part of my everyday vocabulary.
2. will develop 3 step program to help people ease their dependence on chocolate.
3. am thankful have not been kidnapped by crazy person
4. will only play the lotto on days that I feel extraordinarily lucky
5. am thankful for caffeine free diet mountain dew
6. will avoid splotchy giraffe look by avoiding all self tanners
7. will not laugh at elderly hygiene products in store especially when elderly are present
8. will not volunteer as am sick and tired of people always wanting a piece o' me, screw charity
9. will encourage mother to adopt updated style clothing and hair as bows are no longer a positive fashion statement
10. Will practice yoga, releasing my negative energy by aiming it right back from whence it came.
11. will no longer murder the house plants but will instead provide them with water and or food
12. practice baby steps, one baby step at a time
13. will not adjust imaginary balls while people are on serious phone conversations
14. will not cure blue self pitying mood by repeatedly watching any of the following:

Bridget Jones Diary, Hope Springs, Message in a Bottle, Love Actually or any other sappy British movie involving Hugh Grant and Colin Firth

15. will find 3 good days to celebrate by drinking more than I should.
16. Stop the obsession of knowing, meeting or noticing people with abnormally huge big toes
17. And finally am thankful for the end of things...Like lists, illnesses, races and bouts of acne